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April 13, 2008 at 8:29 pm · Filed under DGOODZ TOP 5

Well………..after much nagging from the “blogmaster” it is that time again for another DGoodz Top 5. As you may have noticed recently, the blog has been like the stockmarket crash of 1929. It had much success and bloomed in the “golden years” but since then has crashed. It has had days that had as low as 25 hits! So after much discussion and advice from experts, we have decided that a way to stimulate the economy (blog) is to have another DGoodz Top 5. I decided to take off from helping 3rd world countries, creating a cure for floppy gum disease, and getting Britney’s life back in order to write another blog.

DGoodz Top 5 Most Awkward Moments:
Well, as these last couple of weeks have gone by, I realized that life is full of awkward moments. So it inspired me to write a blog and here are some personal awkward moments and general awkward moments that I have experienced.

5. The Awkward Instant Message/Text: This is sometimes how a instant message will go.
Nagafooki96XO: hey
DGoodz2993:  hey

Nagafooki96XO: whats up
DGoodz2993: nothing much, u?
Nagafooki96XO: nothing much
DGoodz2993: cool
And that is the whole conversation and no one else has anything else to say after. Very Awkward!
 
4. Stairway: A couple days ago, on my way to art class, I was walking with my friend Tim down the stairs and when we got to the bottom of the stairs I said goodbye and walked away, but it turned out he was going the same wayas me too. I had nothing else to say to him, so it was a silent awkward walk the rest of the way.

3. “Well that’s awkward!”: Once in awhile when its silent, someone will just blurt out, “Well this is awkward!!!” No it’s not awkward, but you just made it awkward by saying that. Then, occasionally someone will say after “DId you know everytime there’s an wakward moment a gay child has been born?” How do you respond to that? So thanks a lot for making another situation uncomfortable!

 
2. April 6, 2008 at St.Bernadette’s Gym: So after church one day, my family and I went to the pancake breakfast and while we were waiting for our food, my mom calls over this guy that is the head of the religion program that she teaches to meet us. Well, it turns out that he used to teach at the school my brother and I attend. So he asked my brother, “Who’s your religion teacher this year?”, my brother’s response is “uhhhhh, (5 seconds later) …..Mr.(anonymous)” Then, he told us that alot of people don’t know a lot about the Old Testament and my dad said “oh yeah didn’t that have something to do with Pope John the 23rd?” It was dead silent afterwards and he got up and left shortly after. Now he thinks my brother is illiterate and my dad is crazy.

1. The King of all Awkwardness: I find one of the most awkward places to be on the elevator. Let’s face it, you’re cramped in a small cubicle with about 50 other people. Sometimes you start cracking up for no reason and everyone looks at you funny, so you face the wall. And then you have to deny the handicapped into the elevator because “there’s not enough room”. I suggest the next time that you are on an elevator, you introduce yourself to everyone and break the extreme barrier of awkwardness.

Honorable Mentions: You see someone waving and you are not sure if they are waving at you but you wave back anways, someone comes up and talks to you but you have no idea who they are, you keep laughing at something that you’re thinking about and when you try to explain it to someone else they say “That’s not funny”

Blogmaster’s Note:  This is precious, Dgoodz… Opens up a world of awkwardness, can not wait to view others’ awkward moments, as I once road an elevator with Clip Smith (old TV news personality)…

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March 26, 2008 at 1:46 pm · Filed under Bloguest, DGOODZ TOP 5

 I am encouraging my faithful readers to use this site as a vehicle to share their own personal blogs as I know how contagious this blog phenomenon can be.  All blog guests are welcome and we will post these entries as bloguests.   Today’s bloguest comes from David G, AKA “DGoodz” in the blogosphere.  DGoodz was actually the one who challenged me to enter the blog world, so I’m sure you will all want to thank him for that.  This is just an outstanding, thoughtful and articulate piece, which I’m sure you’ll all enjoy….  

DGoodz blogs…. 

Well, first of all, I never expected my dad to get so many hits on his blog (what is it 13 now?), so I would like to congratulate him on his success. However, I would like to use it as an opportunity to share my ideas………blogstyle.  In response to the blogilicious article that my dad wrote about Urkel, I realized how much my life has been influenced by such TV characters. I’m not talking Hannah Montana, I’m talking about the good old days, when there was good TV! 

Top 5 TV Characters Who Influenced My Life: 

5.) Will Smith: I never appreciated “rap” before listening to the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. The crazy stunts that Will and Carlton got into sometimes made me laugh out loud. Actually, now that I think of it, I liked Carlton more. He was funnier, but however Will Smith peaked on this show, (Who cares if he starred in I Am Legend?) 

4.) Urkel: How could I not mention Urkel. Did I do that??? Classic Line…..classic character. He wasn’t the main character, but he stole this show. It took me 13 years before I realized the show wasn’t called Urkel. I would say more about him, but I’m pretty sure my dad talked about him enough. 

3.)Danny Tanner: Full House has always been one of my favorite shows (don’t hate!) but the cheesy life lessons I learned were amazing. Anoerxia, Stealing, Sex??: Who else would tackle these important issues? Danny did it in a funny, hip, and cool way. *Note: Sarcasm was used in this article. 

2.) Kramer: How could I create this list without adding a character from Seinfeld, which is arguably one of the best shows ever made. This show wasn’t exactly in my era, but I have watched the continuous re-runs and watched classic Kramer moments. “Master of their domain” anyone?? It’s a shame he’s a racist now. 

1.) Mr. Feeny: Come on, you don’t get any better than him. Boy Meets World is amazing. You always wished that Mr. feeny was your teacher, with his comedic timing, and his great life lessons. However, it made you wonder why he taught Cory, Topanga, and Shawn, EVERY YEAR, since they were in 7th Grade (stalker much?) Also, who doesn’t remember the infamous Feeny  Call? FEE-HEE-HEE-HEENY!! He never seemed to age at all either. Did he ever win an award??? No, I think not. I hope you join me on March 31st to celebrate his 81st birthday. . 

It was hard to limit this down to 5 because there were so many I enjoyed. Please leave comments!

Blogmasters note:  DGoodz that was DGreatz!  I encourage everyone to leave their own personal “Top 5″ in their responses. 

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